nintenclo64:

friends: “you should have come with us” image

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dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

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yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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I used to be able to sound like I’m genuinely interested in things, but now I just sound like a sarcastic asshole

jakethenicholas:

When your friends are all online at the same time

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